Modest Cavemen

My cavemen are so modest when it comes to bathroom duties. Ha ha ha! My 8 year old was in the bathroom and came running out throwing his undies saying "Mom, I need new undies, these have bacon strips!" Then he threw them towards me. EW!! Only a caveman would throw undies with a bacon strip on them at his mother. So I said to the little caveman, "Go wipe your butt!"

He replies "Why?"

"Cuz, that's nasty."

So he takes another wet wipe, sticks it between his butt cheeks & and says "Look, Mom, I have a tail!"

Why, are boys not modest when it comes to the bathroom??

I am really living with cavemen!